She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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