Already got asked if we're dating
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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