i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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