I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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