I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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