and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize