Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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