i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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