In the future we'll all be gay
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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