Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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