Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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