I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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