I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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