i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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