Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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