This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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