ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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