LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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