therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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