Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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