I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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