That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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