Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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