just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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