How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
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go home
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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