I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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