and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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