Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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