The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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