do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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