Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(361): View more from Texas

Boobs. All I remember is boobs.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????

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(815): View more from Illinois

man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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(571): View more from Virginia

I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name

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(916): View more from California

I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"

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(336): View more from North Carolina

"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "

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(415): View more from California

Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."

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