Someone shit on the floor
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
