Swine flu. Run for my life!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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