Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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