I want to stick my p in your. b.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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