Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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