please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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