There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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