If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
