Sry I called you an 8
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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