And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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