I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
