That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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