dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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