so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!