And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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