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(908): View more from New Jersey

there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"

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(908): there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel" http://tfl.nu/ti94

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.

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(413): she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman. http://tfl.nu/lb9r

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka

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(985): I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka http://tfl.nu/h91z

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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(732): It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes. http://tfl.nu/jz1i

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?

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(780): Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high? http://tfl.nu/wnjj

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(778): View more from British Columbia

the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.

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(778): the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting. http://tfl.nu/qa9b

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(+32): View more from Belgium

we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump

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(+32): we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump http://tfl.nu/362x

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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(267): I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with. http://tfl.nu/vaw3

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(802): View more from Vermont

when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.

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(802): when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table. http://tfl.nu/81fa

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(314): View more from Missouri

I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.

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(314): I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling. http://tfl.nu/0c6k

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(949): View more from California

Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite

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(949): Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite http://tfl.nu/rl1y

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family

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(780): Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family http://tfl.nu/lw7x

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(971): View more from Oregon

Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.

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(971): Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should. http://tfl.nu/ipz3

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?

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(330): Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship? http://tfl.nu/gnhb

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(587): View more from Alberta

I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.

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(587): I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick. http://tfl.nu/u266

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