remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.