i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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