well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
