why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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