Don't you send me to vm
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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