is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
