So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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