It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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