It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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