So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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