is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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