Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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